What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 02:38

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
share office space ...
No way
Catatonics & High Colonics
So they tried
What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Then came..
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Asian Stocks Start Cautious, Dollar Holds Drop: Markets Wrap - Bloomberg
Hysterias & Posteriors
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Alaska Airlines to launch Seattle-to-Rome nonstop flights in 2026 - KING5.com
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No go.
They put up a sign reading
Minds and Behinds
Amazon Carries Nintendo Games Again, Including New Switch 2 Exclusives - GameSpot
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Still no good.
Still no good
5 Things to Know Before the Stock Market Opens - Investopedia
Another attempt resulted in ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Can you share something that captivates you, whether it's an idea, a discovery, or an invention?
Freaks and Cheeks
Just Forget it!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No, not a chance
Everyone loved it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Loons and Moons
Next, they tried...
6 Things to Do Before 9 A.M. to Reduce Your Stroke Risk, According to Experts - EatingWell
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So, the docs changed it to read
Nuts and Butts