What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 02:38

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

share office space ...

23 People Who Woke Up One Morning Over The Past Week And Kinda Sort-Of Accidentally Ruined Their Entire Year - BuzzFeed

No way

Catatonics & High Colonics

So they tried

What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Then came..

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Asian Stocks Start Cautious, Dollar Holds Drop: Markets Wrap - Bloomberg

Hysterias & Posteriors

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Alaska Airlines to launch Seattle-to-Rome nonstop flights in 2026 - KING5.com

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Who is your favorite young adult author and what is your favorite book by them? What makes it stand out from their other works?

No go.

They put up a sign reading

Minds and Behinds

Amazon Carries Nintendo Games Again, Including New Switch 2 Exclusives - GameSpot

Still no good.

Still no good

5 Things to Know Before the Stock Market Opens - Investopedia

Another attempt resulted in ...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Can you share something that captivates you, whether it's an idea, a discovery, or an invention?

Freaks and Cheeks

Just Forget it!

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

It is common sense that Joe Biden is ruining America and is unfit to be president, but why are the liberals still supporting him when Trump is obviously a much better fit for office?

No, not a chance

Everyone loved it.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Does any unofficial Roman Catholic card exist in the world to play? In Italy, Rome & the Vatican City, can practising Catholics get any discounts as a tourist, & / or privileged admission to certain sights, with different rules for non Catholics?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Loons and Moons

Next, they tried...

6 Things to Do Before 9 A.M. to Reduce Your Stroke Risk, According to Experts - EatingWell

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

So, the docs changed it to read

Nuts and Butts

Why do some people dislike Gilmore girls?